The Republicans Are Coming!

Well, I suppose it would be more accurate to say the Republicans are going, considering I'm not in Minneapolis any more. But I will likely be! So read this post again in a year. The subject will be accurate.

The Democrats are looking at either New York or Denver. Denver is the better choice for two reasons:

1. If the Democrats choose New York it will only serve to highlight and reinforce the fact that they have no other campaign strategy than to dig through the Republicans' trash bin for ideas.

2. New York is full of hippies anyway. Reach outside of your comfort zone and represent yourself somewhere other than the Northeast for once.

And St. Paul Mayor Chris Coleman gets the award for Telling It Most Like It Is:

"The good news about the Republicans choosing us instead of the Democrats," Coleman joked, "is they have more money."